when your selfie gets more than 5 notes
When you about to nut and she tell you don’t stop.
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
Vampire Weekend x Steve Buscemi at the Easter Day Parade, 2013 (for Amex Unstaged)
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror