i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
OH MY FUCKING GOD
8-0
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY
